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Tuesday, November 20, 2018

TMI Tuesday: November 20, 2018



Spill! It’s time for another TMI Tuesday.
1. Who in your life do you wish you’d met sooner?

Funny. I always seem to meet people at the right time.

2. Who in your life do you wish you’d never met? Why?

But I had to meet them all. No bout adoubt it. Otherwise there would be even more holes in me and the universe. Good holes. Bad holes. Ugly holes. So I did my duty and met every single good, bad, and ugly hole that I was meant to and did my best to fill them. With good stuff. Bad stuff. Ugly stuff. On a case by case basis as the situation called for and as the law allowed.

3. What personality trait or description that others attribute to you do you hate?

Oppositional defiance and echolalia. 
Oppositional defiance and echolalia. 
Oppositional defiance and echolalia. 
Oppositional defiance and echolalia. 
Oppositional defiance and echolalia. 

4. If you have children, do you want them to be just like you?

Nope. I want them to be just like them.

5. What have you given up but yet used to love?

Playing Guitfiddle. It gave me blisters on my fingers.
Bonus: Why do people say “heads up” when you should duck?

Since it is a well known fact that what you don't see coming is what usually gets you, best to see that truck that is about to hit you. Besides, when I hear duck I think some one is starting my favorite game, duck duck goose. We all know where that can lead to.
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Tuesday, September 11, 2018

TMI Tuesday: September 11, 2018

TMI Tuesday: September 11, 2018



Deja vu TMI Tuesday as these questions were originally posted November 18, 2014.

night time is the right time
Fill in the blank
1. When I can’t sleep I take you in my mind .
2. My dream bedroom would be full of your scent .
3. If I could wake up anywhere tomorrow it would be in your arms .
4. I need to hold you at night.
5. Life of never having you would truly be a nightmare.
6. Night time is the right time to lick you senseless.
Bonus: Briefly tell us about your last dream–erotic or not.

I dreamed I was sitting along side some railroad tracks. There was a bunch of us hobos doing hobo things that hobos do while siting alongside railroad tracks. One of the hobos was there with his pet tiger. A train full of cattle started passing by. These cattle were obviously going to slaughter, stuffed in the railroad cars, yet still in the open air cages. Some of the cars had carcasses already in various stages of being butchered. But the train slowed and then came to a stop right next to the tiger and us. The tiger took notice and started nipping at the cow nearest the cage bars. The cow and tiger began to get agitated. One of the train crew came along carrying what appeared to be ribs from a slaughtered cow and proceeded to open up the train car in spite of us hobos yelling not to do that seeing as how there was a tiger in the neighborhood. Well of course the tiger follows the crew member onto the train car full of cattle. Fortunately the train man got out safely but there was no stopping the tiger which began to eviscerate in very graphic detail every single cow in the car. The tiger was gleefully disemboweling a calf when I mercifully woke up.
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Tuesday, August 14, 2018

TMI Tuesday: August 14, 2018

TMI Tuesday: August 14, 2018

It’s time for another fascinating TMI Tuesday.
1. ​You can only keep 3 things: (pick and explain your choices)
Coffee

Jewelry
Books
These are the only two things you can keep. One useful. One not. The other items on this list are all consumables and will be used up over time.  
Chocolate
Wine or Beer

Netflix

So I can finish watching "The Almighty Johnsons"

Tacos
2. If your job gave you a surprise 3-day paid break, what would you do with those three days?
Fritter them away drinking and whoring 
3. Have you ever had a threesome? What was the configuration?
Treble. Simply treble. Configuration was complicated as any time a crowd is involved.
4. In a threesome, do you like to be the star attraction or a bit player/personal  assistant?
That is the thing about the treble clef. You have to be prepared for the sharps and the flats
5. Would you have another  threesome?
Highly unlikely.
Bonus:  Rate your last  threesome on a scale of 1-5, 5 being fantastic.
Treble. Simply treble. Seemed like a good idea at the time but the ripple cast over the upside down lake of the void always goes to where the mirror meets the sky.
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Tuesday, August 7, 2018

TMI Tuesday: August 7, 2018

TMI Tuesday: August 7, 2018

Greetings & Salutations. Another TMI Tuesday presented today to jump-start your writing, jog your memory, and spur deep thought. It’s tricky…

1. Is falling in love effortless?
Falling in love is easy. Getting up after the fall is hard

2. Is your significant other most like your mom or your dad?
Just like both of them because all three of them are gone, gone, and gone.

3. Which parent do you identify with most?
I would have to say my father because he didn't talk to me much so I know very little about him other than he was always there.

4. What one thing are you lacking that you believe will make your life run smoother?
Who says things running smooth is good. Things running smooth for you only means someone else is taking your lumps for you.
5. Which is sexier: constantly pushing the boundaries or playing by the rules?
Rule #1. There are no rules. Rule #2. See Rule #1. Rule #3. There is no Rule #3.
Bonus: Do you think confessions make a relationship stronger?
Only if you've been caught. But try like hell not to do anything you feel the need to confess.
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Tuesday, July 3, 2018

TMI Tuesday: July 3, 2018

Thought-provoking TMI Tuesday blog post here for your enjoyment.

Hellowe’re listening.

1. Picture the child you once were, what did that child do very well?
As a child I was always able to crawl under the radar. Even if it was a newfangled invention back then.
2. What are you really good at now?
I am presently really good at sneaking under the radar. Purely out of necessity since all radar has death rays attached to it these days despite government denials. 
3. Did you ever expect love in return and not get it?
I always try to have no expectations. I made the mistake of having expectations for returned love once. What a chump I am.
4. Who do you need to get in touch with because it has been so long?
Everyone I have not been in touch with has counted off the perfect amount of time. Still counting in all cases until the counting stops. 
5. What are your thoughts on this: “Every woman deserves her special day. I get that. But does it really have to cost so much fucking money? I mean, c’mon. If you’re serious about building a future with a guy, why bankrupt him?”
Every person deserves a special day. If it needs to cost lots of money you may have the wrong person.
Bonus: What is your number one priority?
Being part of the solution, no matter how small that contribution may be.
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Tuesday, June 26, 2018

Pass Around Joy

TMI Tuesday: June 26, 2018

TMI Tuesday: June 26, 2018

Heyyyy! TMI Tuesday time again.

tmituesdayblog, sex is life
1. Is your sex life more fantasy or reality?
It is perceptive reality with heaping side orders of frequent fantasy, receptive reverie, and highly dubious deceptive memory.
2. If you could hook-up with a past lover (with no repercussions or regret), who would it be and why? (No need to use real names just briefly describe the person and their relationship to you.)
No thank you. I will leave the past where it is.
3. You can only indulge in one of the following sex acts for the rest of your life, which would you choose to enjoy?
a. oral sex, only giving
b. 69
Mutually assured orgasm-sma-struction.

c. oral sex, only receiving
d. mutual masturbation
4. With each lover do you pay attention to what they want or do you have a repertoire that you stick to when having sex?
The way each lover and I fit together determines the repertoire. No square pegs in round holes. Not that I mind pulling a little sumthin sumthin out of my hat when a little hocus pocus is in order.
5. Do you initiate sex for healthful benefits, e.g., to sleep better or relieve pain?
Yes.
Bonus: Do you understand the clitoris?
They don't call me the clitoris whisperer for nothing. But just like snowflakes no two are the same, so I really haven't a clue. But I shall whisper sweetly at every opportunity.
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Tuesday, October 4, 2016

TMI Tuesday: October 4, 2016

Tmi Tuesday: October 4, 2016

TMI Tuesday time. Answer these interesting questions adapted from Red Lipstick Project’s Sexual IQ test.

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1. You want to make love, but your partner says they’re too tired:
A. You’re annoyed and frustrated.
B. It’s a bummer, but you understand they’ve had a long day.
Not to mention the sexual energy build up in the delayed gratification. Being the horny little bunny that she is; a geezer like me can use a few hours off. I think she demurs on purpose because when I do deliver a load after a respite it is much more voluminous and intense. 

C. You give your partner an awkwardly long hug and say you’re happy to wait. It’s better when you’re both into it.
D. You get nervous and worried. Maybe your partner is cheating or doesn’t think you’re attractive anymore.
2. Who is having better sex? You or your best friends?
A. I am, obviously.
Now! For many years I know that wasn't the case. Making up for lost time I guess.

B. We don’t talk about our sex lives. Ever.
C. We all have our good times and bad times. We don’t usually compare.
D. My friends have all the good sex. I can’t keep up.
3. How do you feel right after sex?
A. Sweaty and ready to shower. A little gross.
B. Satisfied and energized. Ready to take on the world.
C. Calm and happy, falling asleep.
I might also add, spent, twisted, and smoking with extra sweaty and satisfied.

D. A bit let down and tired.
4. Which is better? Being a man or woman?
A. Men have it so much easier
B. Women have it so much easier
C. I’m having too much fun being me to worry about it.
But to each their own cross to bear. So taking turns baring them can be highly therapeutic.

D. Is there really much of a difference?
5. You and your partner had sex that wasn’t that good. You:
A. Don’t say anything. Everyone has an off day.
B. Complain or drop hints that things better improve.
C. Consider whether you should break up. Sex is the glue to a good relationship.
D. Discuss it immediately and see if there is anything you should be doing differently.
E. Not good sex? If the sex was consensual I find the concept "not good" null and void.
5. What advice do you wish you had when you started having sex?
A. Sex is a great thing–healthy and fun.
And the womens like it too.

B. A proper tour of the reproductive parts as errogenous zones and not from a biology point of view. Bodies are really strange and getting to know them can be awkward.
C. Sex is a beautiful thing but be careful to protect your body from STD’s and pregnancy or you won’t have as much fun.
D. Enjoy sex while you can, because it gets worse as you get older.
BonusWhat will your sex life be like when you’re 70 years old?
A. I can’t imagine having sex when I get wrinkly.
B. Probably a little sex here and there.
C. Hopefully my years of knowledge and hard work in the bedroom will pay off when I am having good sex in my 70’s.
D. Since I am having more and better sex than ever before I can only hope that the bell curve is a figment of statisticians imagination. Meanwhile, once more dear friend into the breach!
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