TMI Tuesday: July 31, 2018

It’s the end of the month, don’t let it get away without playing TMI Tuesday!

Tell it to us straight or sexy…

1. One thing that you will never do again?

That would be a very long list because it is never that one thing, but always the one thing leads to another kind of thingamajiggy sequencing I regret.

2. Who knows you the best?

The Bunny Knows

3. Do you think a relationship should be 50/50 all the time?

Nope. 50/50 sounds like terminally half in and half out. I think you need to plunge right in and then pull out to dance around the edges for a bit before taking that sweet deep plunge again.

4. When was your most recent act of kindness? Was it appreciated?

Just one hour ago when I listened attentively to the same story for at least the tenth time while sincerely empathizing. As for appreciation I have found that the giver rarely feels the givee appreciates the gift enough.

5. Are you a good friend? Why or why not?

I am a terrible friend. Out of sight out of mind kind of feller. The only reason I have any friends at all is because when I am there I am there and come running when needed.

6. What is something that you tried really hard to like but just couldn’t?

Cigars.

Bonus: How was your month of July? Did you do anything fun, interesting, new?

I had me a real good time and would certainly enjoy another one if all goes well.

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TMI Tuesday: July 3, 2018

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Posted on July 2, 2018by TMI Tuesday blog

Thought-provoking TMI Tuesday blog post here for your enjoyment.

Hello, we’re listening.

1. Picture the child you once were, what did that child do very well?

As a child I was always able to crawl under the radar. Even if it was a newfangled invention back then.

2. What are you really good at now?

I am presently really good at sneaking under the radar. Purely out of necessity since all radar has death rays attached to it these days despite government denials. 

3. Did you ever expect love in return and not get it?

I always try to have no expectations. I made the mistake of having expectations for returned love once. What a chump I am.

4. Who do you need to get in touch with because it has been so long?

Everyone I have not been in touch with has counted off the perfect amount of time. Still counting in all cases until the counting stops. 

5. What are your thoughts on this: “Every woman deserves her special day. I get that. But does it really have to cost so much fucking money? I mean, c’mon. If you’re serious about building a future with a guy, why bankrupt him?”

Every person deserves a special day. If it needs to cost lots of money you may have the wrong person.

Bonus: What is your number one priority?

Being part of the solution, no matter how small that contribution may be.

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Vegan Adventures

One minute I'm having a cold brew at Slammies.

Next thing I know I am in JoJo the bartenders bed.

She is stuffing the business end of a Cauliflower floret with an asparagus spear chaser up my rear.

I didn't know she was a vegan.

Just another early 21st century night.

TMI Tuesday: Oct 25, 2016

Posted on October 24, 2016by TMI Tuesday blog

Get real. Spill. It’s TMI Tuesday!

How’s it going–you know,
your relationship?

1. How did you realize an important relationship (romantic, friendship, business) was over?

When I came home and found all her stuff was gone.

 What was the pivotal moment or statement?

Since I am generally clueless and live in the credo of, everything is okay until it isn't, I can state with the utmost certainty that I do not recall any one statement or any one moment. Just the long painful misdirection of intentions and attentions.

2. Relationship strategy–do you have one? Share.

It ranges from constant worry, adoration, and sorrow; to out of sight, out of mind. Circumstances and characters vary. 

Disclaimer ... Past performance may not be indicative of future results

3. Name two things you appreciate about your current relationship. Why are these things significant? (If not currently in a relationship, feel free to refer to your best relationship)

Her openness and willingness to talk about sex and desires and the resultant richer and more satisfying sex life we enjoy together.

4. In your relationship, do you compromise:

a. a little

I always remember that no good deed goes unpunished and the giver rarely feels the good deed is appreciated to it's fullest value by the recipient.

b. never – I usually get my way
c. too much, it helps keep the peace

5. If you went to couple’s therapy, which of these are you most likely to have a need to discuss:
a. My significant other feels more like a roommate.
b. Sex is uncomfortable.
c. My partner doesn’t know what I like in bed.
d. “Forget sex! We barely touch.”

e. We both have so much baggage that we need help unpacking it.  I'll start at the beginning Doc. I was born of a cold wind blown winters eve and she was born on a sweltering August night in blood and fury......

Bonus: Below is a list of extreme sports. You must pick one sport to try. Why would you do that sport?

1. skydiving

I would enjoy the feeling of free falling to the earth in search of my Aristotelian proper place and feel the exhilaration of redemption when my chute opens.

2. volcano diving
3. zip-lining through a jungle
4. bungee jumping

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TMI Tuesday: October 4, 2016

Tmi Tuesday: October 4, 2016

Posted on October 3, 2016by TMI Tuesday blog

TMI Tuesday time. Answer these interesting questions adapted from Red Lipstick Project’s Sexual IQ test.

1. You want to make love, but your partner says they’re too tired:

A. You’re annoyed and frustrated.
B. It’s a bummer, but you understand they’ve had a long day.

Not to mention the sexual energy build up in the delayed gratification. Being the horny little bunny that she is; a geezer like me can use a few hours off. I think she demurs on purpose because when I do deliver a load after a respite it is much more voluminous and intense. 

C. You give your partner an awkwardly long hug and say you’re happy to wait. It’s better when you’re both into it.
D. You get nervous and worried. Maybe your partner is cheating or doesn’t think you’re attractive anymore.

2. Who is having better sex? You or your best friends?

A. I am, obviously.

Now! For many years I know that wasn't the case. Making up for lost time I guess.

B. We don’t talk about our sex lives. Ever.
C. We all have our good times and bad times. We don’t usually compare.
D. My friends have all the good sex. I can’t keep up.

3. How do you feel right after sex?

A. Sweaty and ready to shower. A little gross.
B. Satisfied and energized. Ready to take on the world.
C. Calm and happy, falling asleep.

I might also add, spent, twisted, and smoking with extra sweaty and satisfied.

D. A bit let down and tired.

4. Which is better? Being a man or woman?

A. Men have it so much easier
B. Women have it so much easier
C. I’m having too much fun being me to worry about it.

But to each their own cross to bear. So taking turns baring them can be highly therapeutic.

D. Is there really much of a difference?

5. You and your partner had sex that wasn’t that good. You:

A. Don’t say anything. Everyone has an off day.
B. Complain or drop hints that things better improve.
C. Consider whether you should break up. Sex is the glue to a good relationship.
D. Discuss it immediately and see if there is anything you should be doing differently.

E. Not good sex? If the sex was consensual I find the concept "not good" null and void.

5. What advice do you wish you had when you started having sex?

A. Sex is a great thing–healthy and fun.

And the womens like it too.

B. A proper tour of the reproductive parts as errogenous zones and not from a biology point of view. Bodies are really strange and getting to know them can be awkward.
C. Sex is a beautiful thing but be careful to protect your body from STD’s and pregnancy or you won’t have as much fun.
D. Enjoy sex while you can, because it gets worse as you get older.

Bonus: What will your sex life be like when you’re 70 years old?

A. I can’t imagine having sex when I get wrinkly.
B. Probably a little sex here and there.
C. Hopefully my years of knowledge and hard work in the bedroom will pay off when I am having good sex in my 70’s.

D. Since I am having more and better sex than ever before I can only hope that the bell curve is a figment of statisticians imagination. Meanwhile, once more dear friend into the breach!

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Burping the Antichrist - 6. Zipper

I could feel the cold metal teeth pressing along the upper length of my rapidly rising cock. Fortunately she was yanking the pull tab towards her creating a blessed space as the steely clasp locker teeth separated  forming a gaping flying V hole for my release. Her normal finesse and feline grace extended to the smooth downward dispatch of the slider descending the zipper tooth chain. She was swiftly rewarded with the engorged head of me brushing the painted red thumbnail of her as I sprang forth in righteous rigid attention.  Her squeal of delight made this commando mission a rousing success. The maneuvers that ensued are an epic to be shared another time.

Burping the Antichrist - 4. Resident Redheads

Snarfy Barfins and Wheezie Sleezie were Slammies resident red heads. Snarfy was short, luscious and lascivious. Wheezie was tall, lanky and easy. #nsfw #SmutWithaSmirk #artisanalsmut #redheads

Petey's Stoopid Thought For The Day

Life is a vacation from being dead.

I shall take that thought and now merrily run through my vacation time with more glee than ever.

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