TMI Tuesday: September 11, 2018

14m ago

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• erotic
• fantasy

Deja vu TMI Tuesday as these questions were originally posted November 18, 2014.

Fill in the blank

1. When I can’t sleep I take you in my mind .

2. My dream bedroom would be full of your scent .

3. If I could wake up anywhere tomorrow it would be in your arms .

4. I need to hold you at night.

5. Life of never having you would truly be a nightmare.

6. Night time is the right time to lick you senseless.

Bonus: Briefly tell us about your last dream–erotic or not.

I dreamed I was sitting along side some railroad tracks. There was a bunch of us hobos doing hobo things that hobos do while siting alongside railroad tracks. One of the hobos was there with his pet tiger. A train full of cattle started passing by. These cattle were obviously going to slaughter, stuffed in the railroad cars, yet still in the open air cages. Some of the cars had carcasses already in various stages of being butchered. But the train slowed and then came to a stop right next to the tiger and us. The tiger took notice and started nipping at the cow nearest the cage bars. The cow and tiger began to get agitated. One of the train crew came along carrying what appeared to be ribs from a slaughtered cow and proceeded to open up the train car in spite of us hobos yelling not to do that seeing as how there was a tiger in the neighborhood. Well of course the tiger follows the crew member onto the train car full of cattle. Fortunately the train man got out safely but there was no stopping the tiger which began to eviscerate in very graphic detail every single cow in the car. The tiger was gleefully disemboweling a calf when I mercifully woke up.

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TMI Tuesday: July 31, 2018

It’s the end of the month, don’t let it get away without playing TMI Tuesday!

Tell it to us straight or sexy…

1. One thing that you will never do again?

That would be a very long list because it is never that one thing, but always the one thing leads to another kind of thingamajiggy sequencing I regret.

2. Who knows you the best?

The Bunny Knows

3. Do you think a relationship should be 50/50 all the time?

Nope. 50/50 sounds like terminally half in and half out. I think you need to plunge right in and then pull out to dance around the edges for a bit before taking that sweet deep plunge again.

4. When was your most recent act of kindness? Was it appreciated?

Just one hour ago when I listened attentively to the same story for at least the tenth time while sincerely empathizing. As for appreciation I have found that the giver rarely feels the givee appreciates the gift enough.

5. Are you a good friend? Why or why not?

I am a terrible friend. Out of sight out of mind kind of feller. The only reason I have any friends at all is because when I am there I am there and come running when needed.

6. What is something that you tried really hard to like but just couldn’t?

Cigars.

Bonus: How was your month of July? Did you do anything fun, interesting, new?

I had me a real good time and would certainly enjoy another one if all goes well.

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TMI Tuesday: July 17, 2018

Posted on July 16, 2018by TMI Tuesday blog

Fun and a bit crazy, that is this week’s TMI Tuesday.

It could happen…

1. If each of your index fingers could spew a liquid for the rest of your life, what liquid(s) would it be.

Rainwater and grain alcohol. My cocktail of choice BTW.

2. If you could talk to everyone in the world for 5 minutes, all at once, what would you say?

I would say, "Why don't ya'll dummy up for five minutes and think before you say something from now on." Then I would enjoy the next four minutes and fifty seven seconds of peace before the endless gibberish resumes.

3. Would you rather not be able to eat for a week OR not be able to _____ for a month?

Easy peasy. I would rather not be able to converse with anyone for a month. See answer to number 2. Now let's eat!

4. What exhilarates you?

Eating.

5. What is the best perk of your job? What is the best perk you have ever had at any job?

Having my own office with a big comfy couch and a door that locked.

Bonus:  Just how naughty are you?

Very naughty. Especially when I had my own office with a big comfy couch and a door that locked.

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Pass Around Joy

1. Packed and Stacked
2. Bev's Flowing Ardor
3. Meanwhile
4. Moke A Joint
5. Nanny Ride
6. Bwana
7. Joy Ride
8. Another Ride

Vegan Adventures

One minute I'm having a cold brew at Slammies.

Next thing I know I am in JoJo the bartenders bed.

She is stuffing the business end of a Cauliflower floret with an asparagus spear chaser up my rear.

I didn't know she was a vegan.

Just another early 21st century night.

TMI Tuesday blog: February 27, 2017

27m ago

• blog
• dating
• erotic
• fantasy
• fetish

Welcome to another edition of TMI Tuesday. Come on and play!

1. Which one of the following do you need increased privacy:

a. Online interaction such as internet search and website interaction

b. Sex

c. Drinking or taking drugs (including marijuana use)

d. Work
Because I have been carrying this same two by four back and forth for the past ten years and if I did not have privacy someone might figure that out.

2. What decade in life were you most happiest with your sex life? Why? For example: teens, 20s, 30s, 40s, etc.

I would have to split that into late twenties and early thirties. I was clicking on all cylinders in ways better than I ever though possible for lil' ol me. Everything was going my way. I would say the decade before that was a build up. The decade after that was a let down. But I have been riding that karma wave ever since.

3. What is the sexiest TV show you have watched in the last year? Why is it sexy to you?

Since memory for me seems to be a thing of the past I will go with what is fresh in my libido and that is the dark retelling of the Wizard of Oz titled "Emerald City". All because of West played by Ana Ularu. She is some kind of wonderful, and all the sexy magic I can handle right now.

4. What sex scene, from a movie, would you like to recreate?

Spending a weekend doing a reenactment of "Last Tango in Paris" et al.  Now go get the butter.

5. Your sex life is to become a reality series. Which of the following titles best fits:

a. “Too Big To Fail”

b. “Years of Solitude”

But when that damn bursts it gets all over everything and everybody. I would prefer the title:  "Boom and Bust - Rinse and Re- Pete A Trilogy "

c. “A Visual Guide for the Perplexed”

d. “Yes please, Any Time and Anywhere”

Bonus: The Late Phoenix would like to know your family’s secret recipes because he is hungry and thirsty all the time. Please share.

The only family recipe I have is for Disaster so I will do you a solid and spare you that step by step descent in to hell. Besides which I think most people have their very own secret family recipe for that morsel.

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TMI Tuesday: November 29, 2016

TMI Tuesday: November 29, 2016

Posted on November 28, 2016by TMI Tuesday blog

TMI Tuesday. Here we go!

love emotion trust

1. What would you do to leave a great impression with a person on your first date?

Listen and then respond in a rational manner. Speak when apropos and then listen some more.

2. Do you usually follow your heart or your head?

I am a googly eyed romantic from way back. So what do you think? Listening now.

3. If your significant other told you to jump off a tall cliff and told you that you’ll land safely because there’s a net you can’t see yet, would you blindly trust your s.o. and jump?

I'm hoping that is a metaphorical question and not literal. Even though I have a firm grasp of comedy being the opposite of gravity, gravity does always win. Can I drop my challenging S.O. first and listen for the bounce?

4. How do you support your significant other?

I listen. Especially when she cums. She makes so many delicious sounds.

5. What types of things or gestures/acts make you feel loved?

When physical touch is initiated. No need to listen the tripe I talk about.

6. What types of things or gestures/acts make you feel respected?

A nice slow full frontal kneel down loving blowjob with lots of slurping, gurgling, and gagging for me to listen to. I really respect that.

7. Can you have emotional intimacy without physical intimacy? Explain.

Why yes I can. But physical proximity is a necessary ingredient, because listening is always enhanced by eye contact. Blowjobs are too.

Bonus:  In 2016, what was your most conflicted emotional moment?

Riding public transportation at 1 am New Years Day after spending New Years Eve with a very sick S.O. Listening to the sounds of drunken revelers as well as the sound of my heart breaking over the clack and hum of a subway car was sobering. 

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TMI Tuesday: Oct 25, 2016

Posted on October 24, 2016by TMI Tuesday blog

Get real. Spill. It’s TMI Tuesday!

How’s it going–you know,
your relationship?

1. How did you realize an important relationship (romantic, friendship, business) was over?

When I came home and found all her stuff was gone.

 What was the pivotal moment or statement?

Since I am generally clueless and live in the credo of, everything is okay until it isn't, I can state with the utmost certainty that I do not recall any one statement or any one moment. Just the long painful misdirection of intentions and attentions.

2. Relationship strategy–do you have one? Share.

It ranges from constant worry, adoration, and sorrow; to out of sight, out of mind. Circumstances and characters vary. 

Disclaimer ... Past performance may not be indicative of future results

3. Name two things you appreciate about your current relationship. Why are these things significant? (If not currently in a relationship, feel free to refer to your best relationship)

Her openness and willingness to talk about sex and desires and the resultant richer and more satisfying sex life we enjoy together.

4. In your relationship, do you compromise:

a. a little

I always remember that no good deed goes unpunished and the giver rarely feels the good deed is appreciated to it's fullest value by the recipient.

b. never – I usually get my way
c. too much, it helps keep the peace

5. If you went to couple’s therapy, which of these are you most likely to have a need to discuss:
a. My significant other feels more like a roommate.
b. Sex is uncomfortable.
c. My partner doesn’t know what I like in bed.
d. “Forget sex! We barely touch.”

e. We both have so much baggage that we need help unpacking it.  I'll start at the beginning Doc. I was born of a cold wind blown winters eve and she was born on a sweltering August night in blood and fury......

Bonus: Below is a list of extreme sports. You must pick one sport to try. Why would you do that sport?

1. skydiving

I would enjoy the feeling of free falling to the earth in search of my Aristotelian proper place and feel the exhilaration of redemption when my chute opens.

2. volcano diving
3. zip-lining through a jungle
4. bungee jumping

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