TMI Tuesday: December 20, 2016

1d ago

• being
• blog
• dating
• december
• fantasy

Happy TMI Tuesday. You know what to do. . .

Life and Being

1. Why do you live where you live?

Because I feel at home here.

2. Do you want to have your sins forgiven?

Define sin. However I have always tried to treat others with kindness and not do to them what I would not want done to myself. But I have taken requests.

3. Do you believe in heaven and hell?

It's all what you make of it. But I always remember there is a lie in the middle of every thing that we believe.

4. After life, where do you think you will end up?

Somewhere else. Something will happen. Something different. 

5. If you have children, would they say you are the favorite parent? Why do you think this?

I wish nothing but the best for the base fruits of my burning lust. I did the best I could with the tools I had available. What I think is irrelevant. If they think? I did my job. Favorite is just perceptual score keeping. Often flawed. Rarely reliable. Just like the other half of this equation.

6. Has anything ever happened to you that was dramatic, personal or spectacular enough to cause you to be believe in a God?

Many things. But it may not be the who of whom you are thinking. Oh the stories we tell ourselves.

Bonus: What is something you consider to be a great personal success? Why was it so significant?

Letting go. Clutching extra baggage carries unnecessary and exorbitant fees and tolls.

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TMI Tuesday: December 13, 2016

TMI Tuesday: December 13, 2016

Posted on December 12, 2016by TMI Tuesday blog

Sex is life. Yes, you heard that right here at TMI Tuesday blog.

1. Have you ever tested someone’s love for you? What did you do? Did things turn out as you expected or hoped?

No. But I have placed a few on double secret probation. But then they bake me cookie, blow me, and everything is alright again.

2. Select the answer that best fits your experience. I have dated:
a. all the wrong people
b. romantic companions that were mostly a good fit for me.

c. people that were perfect fits–loves at first sight

Then things usually go downhill quickly from there or I am in for the duration. Anywhere from three to fourteen years. Presently nearing the three year mark.

d. not all that much, I mainly have had a lot of long term relationships

3. Online dating: What is your success rate? What do you consider success?

I went on one online date. I think that is all I need to say about my success rate and satisfaction in that venue.

4. What sexual thing do you do most often that you could commit to doing everyday?

Good bad or indifferent it is always electric so I will go for being with a new woman the first time. (Inappropriate joke follows) I am looking forward to Alzheimer's.

5. What are your thoughts on love and lust?

To often it seems I am in love with one who is in lust or in lust with someone who is in love. Now about that cookie?

Bonus: Are you searching for love or are you searching for attention?

They are so very intertwined so instead of answering I will have to sit here and eat my cookie quickly because you know what's cumming next.

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TMI Tuesday: December 6, 2016

1d ago

• 2016
• blog
• bond
• Christmas
• confess

This time of year is full of family and reflection. Let’s carry that on through to TMI Tuesday, shall we?

Family & Reflection

1. What story does your family always tell about you?

While I was driving in heavy traffic in the family mini van ex wife pulled sun visor down in front of my eyes because the sun was in hers. "What. Am I supposed to use the force to drive?" I asked. The peanut gallery in the back thought it was hilarious. The ex didn't.

2. At what age did you become an adult?

Not yet.

3. What is the most embarrassing thing you know about your parents?

I was my fathers fiftieth birthday present from my forty year old mother. Boy were they ever surprised. I think that was the last time they did that.

4. This year, what is the mot important life lesson you’ve learned?

With all the hours spent dumbing down advertising to the lowest possible denominator for the American public, we clearly did not spend enough time.

5. Describe your childhood self in 5 words. Were you happy?

Very silly solitary Commander Cody. I was as happy as any one could be with imaginary rockets strapped on my back and a bullet shaped helmet on my head.

6. Who in your family has been kindest to you?

My sister.

Bonus:  Who are you closest to or trust the most– a friend or family member?

The force. It's always with me.

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